Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
I forgot the joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Hitler was a nazi.