Worst Jokes Ever
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Baby 🍼
Good night.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is important?
Love? Is impossible.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Yellow is the best.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
When I get hungry 😋
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is fall?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.