Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, how are you doing today?
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Games
I like school.
I miss school so much.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Guess what, chicken butt?
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.