Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Orphans go to church to call someone father.

The only time rape jokes are funny is never.

I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”

Why did the T-Rex cross the road?

The chicken wasn’t invented then.

Impossible? I’m very possible, really!

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.