Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what, chicken butt?
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
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You're gay, Amon.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You're a fat poop poop!
Hi person reading this.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.