Worst Jokes Ever
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What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Hi Eric Le!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Hi Ethan!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.