Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.