Worst Jokes Ever
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Donkeys are cool.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Boomer.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
I'm gay.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"