Worst Jokes Ever

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

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How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

Why did the cow cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

My love life.

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"

I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.

Sister.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

You dress her up as an altar boy.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.