Worst Jokes Ever
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.