Why can't orphans get a homerun?
Because they have no home to run too
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe... Breathe...
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Rajdeep
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
