Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Games
I like school.
I miss school so much.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Guess what, chicken butt?
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."