Worst Jokes Ever
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
I like zebras.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
All of them suck.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!