Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.

How do you clean the ocean?

With tide!

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.

Autobots, "Roll Out!"

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Friend: You ok, man?

Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...

Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.

Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."

You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."