Worst Jokes Ever
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.