Worst Jokes Ever
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.