Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Afghanistan.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.