Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Biden 2020.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Hey guys, it's cake time!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀