Worst Jokes Ever

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?

She was too young.

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Person one: Why did the boy go home?

Person two: Why?

Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

These are all racist. 😂

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?

Because he was between 9 11.

I have a big cock.

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

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