Worst Jokes Ever
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Job sucks. XD
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Dwarf Shortage.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙