Why don't gay men have anal sex in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law
Why don't gay greek men have anal sex with each other in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law in greece
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What is the sun's favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Fart <3
"I will Always Love You!"
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
While writing my suicide note I got a paper cut.....it’s a start
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
It's ice to see you.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
