Worst Jokes Ever
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
This is a joke. Laugh!
Rape is not a joke.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Biden
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you read on Halloween?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.