Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.