Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.