Worst Jokes Ever
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Adolf Hitler
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
The Twilight fanbase.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.