Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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  • Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.