Worst Jokes Ever

Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

A B C D E F G.

Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

What do you say when the toilet is clogged?

Oh shit!

Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.