Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
The sun is fire.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I smell like skunk.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
My name has "anus" in it.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
How do mountains see? They peek.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.