Worst Jokes Ever
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
Your (DYM 13).
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
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