Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.