Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
KK or Liv?
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Connor pooped himself.
Aspen pooped herself.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD