Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.