Worst Jokes Ever
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
Your mama.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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