Worst Jokes Ever
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
You don't have any balls.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you read this, you are gay.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.