Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
