Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Doin (DYM 12)?
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."