Worst Jokes Ever
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
-->[]life death[]<--
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.