Worst Jokes Ever
The chicken is so fat.
You are short.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Priest
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Yo Nan.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.