Why do orphans have no home? Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
Bum.
What do you call an orphans selfie...
A Family Photo
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dan is v v bent
Dan, I'd bent.
fat
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Beach whales.
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
