Worst Jokes Ever

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Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

Chicken

Eshay.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

Read the comments.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!

Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

Because she knew the lion was always lion.

Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.

I know my jokes suck.

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

*Aye, Matey!*

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??