Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
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What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!