Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.