Worst Jokes Ever

Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

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We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.

Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!

[Image of Gwen]

Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!

Don't be scared of skeletons.

They don't have the guts for murder.

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I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.

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Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.