Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

Doin (DYM 38).

Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.