Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!

What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

Mom! (DYM 14)

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Boy: *scares girl*

Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"

Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*

Girl: What work?

Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Hey Qwen, it's me.

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

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