Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”