2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
You don't have any balls.
