Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

What is black and white and red all over?

An interracial abortion.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

I love rap!

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈

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So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

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Trump's coming back.

Yes, yes~.

Trump's coming back!

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂