Worst Jokes Ever
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Suck your mom. ☺️
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.
Doin (DYM 46)
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Need for seed.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.