Worst Jokes Ever

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple has a family tree.

Mom!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.

What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.