You.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
I suffered The Great Depression.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
