Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Alya and freshfry.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Dolly (DYM 79).
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.