Worst Jokes Ever
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Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Man dies.
Bitch!
Her (DYM 88).
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Ruhan.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!