Worst Jokes Ever
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Alya?
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I hate this website, lol.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.