Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

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    • To Drew the Devil,

    We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

    Angry Alex

    Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

    Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

    I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

    (On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

    Robbie: It's been raining???

    Ty: Yeah!

    Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!