Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
I’m DaBaby.
Lick my nut.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
John, I like your cut, G.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.