Worst Jokes Ever
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.