Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
80s (DYM 84)
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.