Worst Jokes Ever

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

Wow, no SP jokes?

Your mom.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Yours!

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Be papered.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"