Worst Jokes Ever
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Who's Lil John?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Ammon died.
I'm back, bitches!
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.