Worst Jokes Ever
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Be papered.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.