"Na na na na now na na na na now."
1 hour challengeeee.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle.
Why the fuck would I do that? I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watched and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead of from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well, I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
"AOT is mid."
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Let's talk.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Whatโs the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
