Worst Jokes Ever
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Out (DYM 75)
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What is the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.