Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What do you call six gay people in a war... RAINBOW SIX SEIGE
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman... a kinder-egg suprise!!!!!
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
what do you call a cow with 2 legs
lean meat
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
me grandfather told me i'm to reliant on technology, i called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
what's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?-------------the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
why can't orphans go to school? they need their parents to sing them up.
why can't orphans go to school? they need thier parents to sing them up.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
First (DYM 68).
