Worst Jokes Ever

Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.

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Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

Women deserve rights and lefts.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.

I'm so fucking bored.

What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?

A knife has a point.

I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.

Gallons (DYM 113).

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Gwen, are you there?

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.