Worst Jokes Ever
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Dude, I lied.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
I see you.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I have a body count of 7.
I like chips.
I'm pregnant.
Hoe?
penis.
I like penis.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"