Worst Jokes Ever

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

She (DYM 110)

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

Dislike this.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?

School's being safe.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

Your future.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

I like CHEESE!

Cheese.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

But he could only get 1 trade.