Worst Jokes Ever
Anyone play Roblox?
Cardi B has very long nails.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.