Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.