Worst Jokes Ever

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Why is Broly always mad?

Answer: His bros dead.

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.

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Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

Women deserve rights and lefts.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.

I'm so fucking bored.

What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?

A knife has a point.

I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.

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