My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
John, I like your cut, G.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
but (DYM 87)
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
