LET'S GOOOO!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Its pointless
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
What do u call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Who's Lil John?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
