My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
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"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
whats worse than ants in your pants, michle jackson
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
