Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Bible

    • Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

    —Romans 8:15-16

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    • Woman

    • Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

    Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

    Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

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    • Jesus

    • Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

    Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

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    • Orphan

    • Why are orphans lucky?

    Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.

    Pornstar

    • When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

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