What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Walls
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
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An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
what animal always breaks the law? a cheetah
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
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A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
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What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
