Worst Jokes Ever
Penis, neck, rope?
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Like (DYM 148).
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Mom, (DYM 147)
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂