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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
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Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Jugs!
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”