Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Big
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*