Worst Jokes Ever
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Hey, talk to me here!
787 bowing.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."