Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? because they have no family to have them with.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why can't a orphan play baseball because they can't go home
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
